Just performed another long-overdue update to my sidebar. I decided to drop the Latinity, since in fact my Latin is not good enough for such pretension.
I don't know why the archive list changed.
Just because (a) we're losing a great Pope and (b) the current times have a whiff about them of Rome of the 2nd century B.C., or perhaps the Weimar Republic, it doesn't mean we can't engage in a little buffoonery:
The Ballad of Donovan's Brain
I've got Mister Donovan's brain, ha ha!
I've got Mister Donovan's brain:
It will keep nicely, stored
In this potion I've poured;
And I don't care a rap for the Medical Board.
I will study, record, puzzle out and explain
All the workings of Donovan's brain, oh yes -
Of Donovan's singular brain.
I feel rather odd in my brain, I do -
I feel rather odd in my brain:
I'm not sure where I'm at,
But it seems like a vat,
And I sense there's a doctor who's wanting to chat,
And I'm pretty sure that he will take every pain
To be very good friends with my brain, indeed -
He'll get very close to my brain.
What is it with Donovan's Brain, I ask -
What is it with Donovan's Brain?
I fear that he'll stifle
My ego; my life will
Be his to control to the tiniest trifle;
My poor little wife will think I've gone insane,
When I'm under the sway of his brain, oh dear -
Of Donovan's masterful brain.
It's great to be Donovan's Brain, it is -
It's great to be Donovan's Brain!
The good Doctor and me
Will go out on a spree
(Though I'll have to enjoy it vicariously),
And I think you'll agree that it's perfectly plain
That it's grand to be Donovan's Brain, hurrah!
To be Donovan's wonderful Brain!
Oh, how I hate Donovan's Brain, I cry -
That horrible Donovan's Brain!
I must bow to his will,
I must march to his drill,
Now this kooky experiment's lost all its thrill -
So I'll battle until I am free from the rein
Of tyrannical Donovan's Brain -
I challenge you, Donovan's Brain!
The Doctor's resisting my brain, he is -
The Doctor's at war with my brain.
If he's after a fight,
He will find that despite
All his efforts, he's bound to my cerebral might.
For his pitiful plight I have only disdain,
He can't stand up to Donovan's Brain, oh no -
He's no match for Donovan's Brain!
To Hell with you, Donovan's Brain! It's down
To Hell with you, Donovan's Brain!
I've unraveled your tricks
And got out of my fix,
And to all of your boasting and threats I say nix!
Your special elixir has gone down the drain,
So it's farewell to Donovan's Brain, it is -
It's farewell to Donovan's Brain!
It's the finish for Donovan's Brain, alas,
The finish of Donovan's Brain.
It's a terrible toss,
But the Doc is the boss -
Success brings you brickbats as well as applause -
And I guess that my loss is humanity's gain,
So it's farewell from Donovan's Brain, it is -
It's farewell from Donovan's Brain.
So, Pope Benedict is abdicating.
2. Trust the Holy Spirit.
3. And relax.
Mrs. Darwin has posted another 100 book meme
. I have at some point in my life read 39 of them; I could probably pass a pop quiz on 21.
The ones I could pass a quiz on:
A Tale of Two Cities
Alice in Wonderland
And Then There Were None
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Green Eggs and Ham
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Little House on the Prairie
Pride and Prejudice
Romeo and Juliet
Sense and Sensibility
The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes
The Fellowship of the Ring
The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe
The Picture of Dorian Grey
The others I have read:
A Wrinkle in Time
Anne of Green Gables
Brave New World
Crime and Punishment
Lord of the Flies
Of Mice and Men
The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
The Brothers Karamazov
The Catcher in the Rye
The Count of Monte Cristo
The Good Earth
The Great Gatsby
The Little Prince
The Princess Bride
The remainder, which I have not read, and probably never will:
A Game of Thrones
A Prayer for Owen Meany
East of Eden
Gone With The Wind
Interpreter of Maladies
Interview with the Vampire
Life of Pi
Like Water for Chocolate
Memoirs of a Geisha
My Sister's Keeper
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
One Hundred Years of Solitude
The Bell Jar
The Book Thief
The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao
The Color Purple
The DaVinci Code
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
The Golden Compass
The Handmaid's Tale
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
The House of the Spirits
The Hunger Games
The Joy Luck Club
The Kite Runner
The Master and Margarita
The Pillars of the Earth
The Poisonwood Bible
The Secret Garden
The Sun Also Rises
The Time Traveler's Wife
The Unbearable Lightness of Being
The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle
Their Eyes Were Watching God
To Kill a Mockingbird
Water for Elephants
Where the Sidewalk Ends
[Edited to add The Fellowship of the Ring, inadvertently omitted from the initial posting of the list.]